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Draw Us Like One of Your French Girls [Click for full list]

We can’t all be Kate Winslet. But we can sure as hell try.

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Internet Pop Up Ads Have Been Getting Weirder Lately [Click for more]

To be fair, it got me to click. 

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The Broke-Ass Student Scholarship Contest

Have you ever sold bodily fluids for money? Do you have enough money for Cup o’ Noodle but not enough for a microwave? Do you have a system for wearing underwear for 10 days straight before washing it because you don’t want to spend $2.50 on laundry? Then you, my friend, are a broke-ass college student. But don’t worry too much because we want to help. We’re teaming up with SALT, a free student debt resource, to give away $5,000 to the most broke-ass college student and that could be you. All you have to do is write a short post about why you’re the brokest ass, upload some pictures or videos showing how broke your ass is, and sit on your broke ass, hoping to be selected as the winner. Remember, humor and originality count in the judging so if you want the chance to get paid, make it funny!

• Question: NANNERPUSS!!!! - teamcasinocrazy
• Answer:

  Yes! They all must know of the glory of the NANNER!!!!!

• Question: If a goat is like mushrooms, and you shoot a duck. Am I afraid of toasters? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Yes….Yes you are. You should be at least, because that is when they will all come for you. The day after yesterday and the one before tomorrow…So watch your back!

The snake was in the bassinet.
Bare skin touched on accidental creatures,
both flinched and are still quiet problems.
Older I stood in mirror fragments
I tried to remember what living was-

and I couldn’t….

collegehumor:

Big Cats Love Boxes, Too!

Cardboard is actually the king of the animal kingdom 

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File Justing Bieber Under D for Dying Fetus

Baby, baby, baby no.

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